A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.
I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".
by HolyHammer October 12, 2016
Get the Goat Rodeomug. 
The act of several (usually three) really hairy women nibbling on a man's hair while he's lying on his stomach.
by Da Duffster September 16, 2016
Get the Goats on a roofmug. 
by Tsquid December 10, 2016
Get the Checkered goatmug. Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!
by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021
Get the awkward goatmug. The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.
Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.
Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.
Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.
by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021
Get the Counting Goatsmug.