Elephant Spout

Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs

So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.

Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"

by HosMan61 September 24, 2011

iKON Bobby is a stupid elephant element crazy

iKON Bobby is a stupid elephant element crazy

iKON Bobby is a stupid elephant element crazy

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

Elephant stamp

When you snoodle a tube of lipstick,then leave kiss marks on someone with your foreskin.

Bro,I used her Chanel lipstick to cover her with elephant stamps last night.She was pissed when found out.

by Matt146 December 26, 2023

Elephant Fart

When a penis is being masturbated with their partners armpit, at the moment of climax their partner clamps down with their arm. The noise made by the one climaxing resembles and elephant trumpeting.

I got a Elephant fart from Michael last night and my mom heard us. LOL

by TyleristofDurdens January 12, 2024

Elephant

Elephant, a group of men who ejaculate in a puddel of water and try to suck it up with a straw.

"Yo you wanna elephant with the boys later?"

by Doomslayer3083 January 26, 2024

Elephants Phoot

A way of describing how poor your joke was.

Another way of saying 'stinky feet'.

"Your joke was Elephants Phoot"
"You have Elephants Phoot"

by Radiationtastesn1ce January 30, 2024