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neolithic dump

a place of work or school ruled by someone with the common sense and mondern sensibiltys of a caveman and half the brains. it also smells bad.
stanchester community school nee neolithic dump

the e plures pessimus of dumps neolithic

see also= gound zero for matters idiotic with regards to funding
by le fay May 17, 2009
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Drive By Dumping

The act of driving a vehicle past a target and sticking your ass out of the window, letting out a stream of shit so hard that it will cause bodily harm to your target via shit.
Damn, did you hear about that Drive By Dumping that just happened on Third Street? Crazy Man.
by seant708 August 11, 2019
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Covid Dump

A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.

The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.
Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!

Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.
by Ahsential37 April 23, 2020
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Donald Dump

A Donald Dump is a big, steamy pile of shit.
Tim: Hey Brody, I had to take a massive Donald Dump today man.
Brody: I bet your bowels are relieved, nothing like a good Donald Dump.
by PartyMonkey2000 November 18, 2022
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war dumping

Weaponizing several people’s shit into a weapon of war. Not to be confused with the lesser assault pooping.
Fuck it. We are war dumping the fuck out of the NRA. It’s only fair at this point. Call for some of Carlos’s spicy burritos. The five pounders. Yeah. Ten dozen.
by Kingleil May 8, 2018
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Hydro Dump

When you have to pee very bad and can't get to a restroom so you padlock and let loose in your ass to hold it until you make it to the bathroom so you can shit it out like diarrhea. This may dislodge fecal matter and come out in spurts causing your ass to have a machine gun effect while shitting.
Levi what the hell happened to your toilet? Joseph you won't believe this. I couldn't make it home in time so I padlocked and pissed in my ass. As soon as I got home I couldn't hold it in my ass any longer and ended up hydro dumping all over the toilet.
by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020
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Dino Dump

When you take the fattest, rock solid shit, that it opens up your asshole a tiny bit.
Guy 1: I just had the fattest shit ever that my asshole feels numb. It felt like a rock when it came out.
Guy 2: You just had a dino dump.
by TheWrathOfDaddy June 20, 2018
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