Deadbeat Dad

A so called man who is always making promises of when they'll come spend time with their child but never shows up even though they live 15 minutes away. Always has lame excuses to why they Never spend time with their child And only gives the bare minimum amount of financial help. Even though they know they can do more but choose to Leave everything to the mother.

Mom: When are you gonna spend time with ur son?
Deadbeat Dad: Oh i will next week. Monday! I promise.
NEXT WEEK....
Mom: Hello you never showed up to get ur son.

Deadbeat Dad: I was hanging with my friends all night and im to tired. I'll get him next week.

........Never shows up, has new excuses.

by Sickandtiredoftheselamedudes June 10, 2018

step dad

A big fat ass hole which 99.99999% of kids who have one hate.

Mike: "Hey, wanna go out later stan?"
Stan: "Yea, anything to get away from the ass hole step dad"

by ToxicPaddy December 9, 2008

dad-gummit

means "Shoot" or "Shit"

Well Dad Gummit anyways, I cant find my keys.

by Robert Pitts May 13, 2005

Dad's Legs

A relatively young person who's legs resemble ones of a middle aged man or older. Untanned and has barely any muscle.

Having little to no hair is a plus, as well as wearing black socks, dress shoes, and shorts also helps the look.

"Dude, what's up with your legs? they're sooo white! don't you ever wear shorts?"

"No way man, chicks love my Dad's Legs."

by dogmeat78 August 3, 2009

dad up

To meet up with other dads and their children.

Hey Mark, I’m heading over to Rocketship Park with the kids around noon. You wanna’ dad up?

by DondoJeff April 11, 2010

insta-dad

when you go steady with a girl whome allready has a kid.

Stupid ass billys an insta dad, he and slut suzy are goin with eachother. ha ha ha ha INSTA_DAD.

by Whats it to you? January 24, 2003

Saturday Dad

A guy who may or may not be a father and tries to dress all cool when he's not at the office-typically they appear on Saturdays. Usually unintentional pants that are too short, acid wash, mandals, dockers, loafers, etc...sometimes members only jackets.

He's so Saturday Dad (in reference to a man wearing a bad outfit that he clearly thinks is cool).

I'd date him, but he's too Saturday Dad for me. (again in reference to a guy who thinks he's hip and cool wearing a bad outfit).

by Randi Newton April 26, 2008