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Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.
That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.
by chaivalla March 23, 2024
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Coon

Someone who bullshits or acts like an asshole also can be someone who acts like a bitch and can also be someone who backstabs you.
Dude why’d you tell Stella I don’t like her even though I told you yesterday that I clearly like her, your such a coon
by Coon spoon December 25, 2017
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coon scootin'

We went coon scootin' last night and made a few bucks to buy some cigarettes.
by Zach Simbug June 9, 2018
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primal coon

An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.
Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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coon

A racial slur against black people, identical to "nigga".
"That coon annoys me so much."
by ijderrick November 9, 2021
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coon

by tyiaa <3 April 29, 2023
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Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda
I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016
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