A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.
You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024
Get the A man is not a planmug. the plans a fascist government officials make in an illegal chat and invite a journalist to like a bunch of incompetent fucking assholes.
by hagsix March 27, 2025
Get the war plansmug. This is the greatest plan (plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan)
by FugmaBALLZ October 3, 2022
Get the This is the greatest planmug. Kidnapping a male friend, removing their underwear, and then using rope to attach their left wrist to their left ankle and their right wrist to their right ankle. This will leave them spread, now a dishonorable person has free use of them. When completed, leave them to the homeless overnight and return to them in the morning to check the damage.
by Johnathan T Gooch September 21, 2025
Get the Geography Planmug. Fake-fucking. It is when the receiver, or bottom, lays with legs together and straight with the torso either on their side or stomach. The other person, the top, comes in from behind and will be thrusting, using the perineum of the body. (Position can be done with the bottom on their back, and top entering from front side, with the bottom lifting up their balls to give access to their perineum.)
There is no actual penetration of the body being preformed with this position. When laying on the side, it should feel like a relaxed natural cuddle session. Adding a little bit of lubrication of whatever form desired, in addition to the bottom flexing their thighs and relaxing their thighs, will stimulate the top in the similar sensations that they would receive from anal penetration.
So if the bottom wasn't prepared or had to tap out, this still would allow the bottom to take care of the top and never let him walk away with blue balls.
Key note!! Bottoms...do not try to do the work, don't wiggle the hips, do not bring your knees up, your body should be lined up the same as if you were laying flat on your back on the floor.
There is no actual penetration of the body being preformed with this position. When laying on the side, it should feel like a relaxed natural cuddle session. Adding a little bit of lubrication of whatever form desired, in addition to the bottom flexing their thighs and relaxing their thighs, will stimulate the top in the similar sensations that they would receive from anal penetration.
So if the bottom wasn't prepared or had to tap out, this still would allow the bottom to take care of the top and never let him walk away with blue balls.
Key note!! Bottoms...do not try to do the work, don't wiggle the hips, do not bring your knees up, your body should be lined up the same as if you were laying flat on your back on the floor.
I could not clean myself out before my hookup, but he didn't know any difference because of the Bottom's Backup-Plan. He still thinks he finished inside of me.
by Rural.Dictionary July 29, 2023
Get the Bottom's Backup-Planmug. by I’m a poet &don’t even know it May 2, 2018
Get the booty planmug. Dude 1: bro, you gonna be open tonight?
Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)
(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"
Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)
(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"
by Nugittugit95 April 16, 2017
Get the Plansmug.