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wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.
Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.
The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.
by Daren McCreery March 10, 2008
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Wild Vegas Turkey Bird

When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)
I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”
by Fat Dick Nigha February 13, 2024
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Dod Wild

Dod is a creature spawned from the land known as the 'BToC Server'. Dod is insanely wild and will constantly say 'If you open your mouth again, im gorna stick it in there nigga.'

Dod hates ffhause and wll always try to kill him with his tower of wanky heights.
Guy 1: Isn't Dod so wild?
Guy 2: Yeah, especially when he threatened to stick it in there. He's so Dod Wild.
Ultra Instinct Goku: Hello
by Opticized February 16, 2025
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Wild Bill

Lover of politics and cats. A person who goes by Will but come Friday, Wild Bill comes to town and there's no one who can stop him. Civilians beware, a Wild Bill shows no mercy.
Did you see that Wild Bill and his cat Ben drinking a beer last night? I want to be a Wild Bill one day.
by Jamie Baxxteer April 26, 2022
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wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015
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