TESORO SYNDROME

Acute chest pain, ST elevation, chest pain with exertion.

The pt has tesoro syndrome, he will need a CABG or stent very soon!

by weasel 72 June 29, 2008

Snapchat syndrome

When someone immediately forgets what you just said or what they said before you replied.

Due to chats disappearing in snapchat people have no clue what they previously said leading to mass confusion.

Guy1: hey man that party was bomb af

Guy2: yeah I know right

Guy1: what? I forgot what I just said.

Guy2: dude you got that Snapchat syndrome

by SadabNYC March 19, 2017

Finals syndrome

Addiction to coffee, jumbling up words, having jitters and lack of sleep from cramming are common symptoms of Finals Syndrome

Leah: Your purse is totally glantago!
Emma: Huh??
Leah: sorry... just suffering from an acute case of Finals Syndrome.

by Leah Si March 19, 2007

Stepford Syndrome

When males hold on to the idea that the woman is meant to be in perfect condition, does what she is told, does not use the bathroom, and always looks her best.

My boyfriend suffers from stepford syndrome. He refuses to believe that I or any woman for that matter, take a shit.

by ETPH November 21, 2011

back syndrome

when a person (usually a female) looks very attractive from the back with a combination of hair done, nice body or tight clothes, but looks a lot less than your expectation when he or she turns around

j: "yo check that girl, dayummm she's got a fine ass, now turn around cutie lemme see that face"

r: "she's turning around"

j: "OH SHIT TURN BACK AROUND TURN AROUND!"

r: "she's got back syndrome alright"

by sizzlezbboy May 4, 2011

Apple syndrome

When one will purchase any and all Apple products regardless of price or need, as long as it as the newest product to date.

In extreme cases a sufferer can be presented 2 identical iphoneS's, one labeled iphoneS and the other the new
iphone 5. They will then delude themselves into thinking that the one labled iphone 5 is superior.

"I heard that the new I phone 5 is coming out soon, better start saving up!"-sufferer "what do you know about it?"- friend of sufferer "I don't know anything yet, I just want it"- sufferer
"you got apple syndrome dog!"-friend

by Nemesis258 September 14, 2012

IT Bowel Syndrome

The suspension of natural bodily functions when on Facebook/MSN or a games console.

IT Bowel Syndrome: When you get up after a long session on a computer or games console and then suddenly realise that you need the toilet, having been oblivious to it up to then thanks to how engrossed you were in what you were doing.

by greenegg January 19, 2009