MAGA switch

When a Trump supporter, usually a man, poses as a liberal on Tinder so he get more dates an ultimately have sex with liberal girls. Post sex, however, he divulges to her that he did in fact vote for Trump. This was the result of so many women saying “swipe left if you voted for Trump” on Tinder.

How did your date last night go?

Pretty good, until I gave her the ol’ MAGA Switch then she slapped me!

by Ron Hairimy April 08, 2023

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Dome switch

To act so spaced out and stupid that it’s like you turned off your brain.

“Girl, you seen Adlee today?
“Yeah she acting cray”
“Must have that dome switch off again”

by Meandaddee September 15, 2019

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Vagendo Switch

You shove a joycon up a girl’s vagina and play zelda while it vibrates

“Hey Katie, do you want to play the Vagendo Switch?”

by Switch & Play December 13, 2017

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Switch Nose Grind

The act of using the opposite nostril you’re accustomed to, whilst doing cocaine.

After three straight days of partying I couldn’t breathe outta my right nostril, so I had to pull a Switch Nose Grind

by hellakellerd November 06, 2019

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Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.

Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”

by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024

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