surprise abortion

An internet meme involving the any stage abortion of an unwanted child through the use of a well placed "Falcon Punch" to the lower abdomen.

"Mike, I've become.. Tenn Pregnant!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"

by Zeldageek October 9, 2007

suresh

lord of the lords

sur + iswara = suresh

by s007 February 2, 2010

Corn Surprise

(n.) The act of discovering the presence of corn in one's bowel movement when you know it's been a long time since you have eaten any corn.

"Hey Liddy! Check out this floater I just pinched off! It's a corn surprise! When was it we last had corn?"

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

surpassed

To go beyond in anything good or bad; to perform an activity better than expected.

"She shocked me because I already thought she was amazing, but she surpassed my expectations"

by Waqas Akhtar January 16, 2009

Bodega Surprise

A term used for an individual residing in Brooklyn, who invites a naiive yet attractive date over for a home cooked meal made with ingredients bought at local bodegas in hopes of engaging in sexual relations. Post dinner, after the date consents to coitus and without warning, the Brooklynite inserts their index finger into the rectum of their date, and then yells "Surprise!"

At the college reunion, Lydia gave Annabel a Bodega Surprise, thus releasing Annabel's inner sexual tirgress, and solidifying their deep friendship.

by Milyannavy Manila February 15, 2009

Carpet Surfing

car·pet surf·ing

verb

ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/

:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:

These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs

Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"

Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"

by Shaving Ryan's Privates February 16, 2014

surf

to balance on a fiberglass board as it is propelled through the water by a wave

by Anonymous April 27, 2003