The coolest band in existence live and in studio. This is not cap by his genius live with sometimes songs over 30 minutes if you can extend a song that long you are a genius. His lyrical genius when playing live with his band members Tim Reynolds, Stefan Lessard, Jeff Coffee, and Carter Beauford to name a few. It is just amazing how great they sound.
by DMB!! July 28, 2021
dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.
a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to
dirty old dave,
dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan
this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man
a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to
dirty old dave,
dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan
this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man
by jennI October 06, 2012
When someone knows the answer to every question that is asked of them, no matter what the subject matter, time of day or amount of alcohol consumed.
A spoof on the word encyclopedia except the "encycl" part is replaced by person' name.
Also seen in Greys Anatomy as used by Alex Karev.
A spoof on the word encyclopedia except the "encycl" part is replaced by person' name.
Also seen in Greys Anatomy as used by Alex Karev.
by Holy Moseph! March 26, 2009
An expression of suprise which can be used as a substitute for the common phrases "oh my god" and "oh my days," etc
This is all down to online instant messaging, and a little too much imagination!
the pronunciation of this is staggered, with a large emphasis on the word "DAVE" itself
This is all down to online instant messaging, and a little too much imagination!
the pronunciation of this is staggered, with a large emphasis on the word "DAVE" itself
by Charl-flash/Beeblay February 20, 2009
Big Dave, Owner of Big Dave's Hardware Store. The greatest hardware store of all time. The only hardware store that also sells Wii Us. Big Dave is an absolute lad and you should give him 20 dollars.
A: Who's that?
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store
by TheHardwareStoreEnthusiast September 28, 2023
When having sex, a girl puts her finger in the guy’s ass, pulls it out, and pokes him in the eye with the same finger.
by Joey 7-11 March 02, 2022
NOUN:
The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.
Verb:
¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.
² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.
Metaphor:
The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.
Verb:
¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.
² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.
Metaphor:
The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.
You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life
and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life
and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 13, 2022