super straight

a stupid "sexuality" (not really one) made up by idiot transphobes who can't STAND the idea of dating a trans person. also called: stupidity, idiot mentality, transphobia

transphobe: i'm super straight! do u accept me?

a logical and normal person: no.

by gaysuperphobicboi69 March 22, 2021

Straight-Gay Best Friend

A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.

Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*

by People Against Pokes December 14, 2010

super straight

an excuse to be openly transphobic

a: i’m super straight will you accept me
b: fuck no miss me with that transphobic shit
*b beats the shit out of a*

by milkii_tea April 7, 2021

super straight

this is a sexuality that represents men with rarely small penises it also indicates that they have a piss kink

man 1: ‘my friend joe is super straight’
man 2: ‘ok’

by slut4evanpeters March 13, 2021

Straggot

A straggot is a heterosexual homo sapien who refuses to accept that LGBTQ+ is a thing and is not going to end.

Me: I mean, I wouldn't mind fucking a guy with a dick and all.

Straggot: Ew; what are you, a fuckin gaylord.

Me: Hush straggot child❤

by i love y'all so much 💕☺ August 5, 2020

Scared Straight

1. Experiences of a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer (LGBTQ) person "scared" into acting "straight" = scared straight, for a good lot of their life for fear of harassment, bullying, persecution & bullying.

2. A prison documentary about juvenile delinquents that are brought into prison for a whole day & get yelled at by convicts who know first hand what hard life is like in prison with the hopes of derailing their destructive path towards the prison industrial machine.

1. I was afraid of being harassed by those bullies that I was scared straight into hoping they will ignore me.

2. Go see Scared Straight.

by QUEERTY November 9, 2010

straight edge

A person who does not consume alcohol, do drugs of any kind (even marijuana), smoke cigarettes, etc. They live a lifestyle and have a mentality of pride in their and other's courage not to do these mostly harmful activities.

Typically, kids who chose to be straight edge are associated with the "hardcore scene" and X or XXX symbols. However, many people who chose the straight edge lifestyle do not write X's on their hands and show it off, or any of the annoying crap associated with straight edge.

Me: I'm so glad we're straight edge.
Ethan: Me too, I think drugs and all of that stuff is fucking stupid to do. Getting wasted for a good time is lame.
Me: Yep. But let's not do that annoying XXX shit.
Ethan: Okay, cool.

by J. Archimedes September 5, 2008