stepping in post holes

Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.

Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.

by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017

step-up parent

A mother or father figure to a child that is not married to the childs parent.

A mother or father figure that stepped-up to the plate.

I'm here to pick up my son from the nurses office, I'm his step-up parent.

by BoxedCheri February 16, 2017

step on my biscuit

Someone who goes around killing every nigga's vibe

"Treshon is such a dick, goin around, stepping on people's biscuits and shit"

"What're you talking about? I doubt anything interesting nigga"

"Bitch don't step on my biscuit!"

by Biscuit bean March 2, 2017

12 step epiphany

The moment when a novice musician realises all western music ever composed is made from a repeating pattern of 12 semitones.

I had a 12 Step Epiphany last night, Steve. That's when you realise all music is made with just 12 different semitones...
I KNOW, RIGHT?

by Gongasoso July 26, 2016

step-first-cousin

1- Pibling's stepchild.
2- Steppibling's child.
3- Stepcousin.

My step-first-cousin is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Redneck Step over

When doing a girl doggy style, one takes a foot and places it on the back of her head. hence the redneck step over

guy #1: what did you do last night?
guy #2: I gave that girl from the bar the redneck step over
guy #1: sweet!

by seph_spike September 30, 2011

step the f back

To tell someone to step back from someone aggressively who is all up in your face.

"You need to step the f back or else I will turn u inside out just like that guy's shirt over there."

by theotherannoyingone May 29, 2023