I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

The standing giant

It's when you stand directly under the shower hose so that water is pouring down your head while you pee.

-What did you do last night?
-I got really high and did the standing giant in the shower.

by Jpauliq August 13, 2020

Stand Sweats

If you ain't bangin, You ain't gaining.

Guy 1: After drinking this bang energy drink I can't stop sweating.

Guy 2: Sounds like you have a case of the Stand Sweats

by ROWMYBOATWHERE March 8, 2019

Butt Stand

One person is held up by others, the butthole is exposed to put the keg nozzle in the butthole. That person must consume as much beer through their butthole as humanly possible. In other words, the butt chugging variant of a Keg Stand.

Bro hold my legs up, I’m doing a butt stand!!

by ClappingCheeks69 April 19, 2022

Stand and Deliver

a sex position where a woman is held and pinned against a wall by the man

“bro me and tanner did the stand and deliver last night. it was great.”

by RaceCarVeterinarian August 1, 2023

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024

Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015