Sperm Harvester

A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.
Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.
by Augustus Jackson March 15, 2019
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make-a-wish sperm

When attractive parents birth an ugly child.
“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”
by Yourmomsboyfriend April 03, 2023
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Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.
“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web
by Lolbrono January 17, 2023
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Sperm Web

When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web
*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!
by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014
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sperm coat

1.) a nice healthy load of ejaculate anywhere on a woman after intercourse. Preferably around the chest area
“That chick I pounded last night was so hot I had to pull out and give her a sperm coat all over them giant titties!”
by KoofDillinger August 16, 2021
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Bull Sperm

Red Bull has Bull Sperm
by UltimateDoge June 09, 2022
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Sticky-Sperm

A Sticky-Sperm is a guy who gets too attached to the girl who takes his virginity.
Omg this guy is such a Sticky-Sperm, we just had sex a couple of times and he's getting all emotional and is texting me non-stop when I told him I'm not interested anymore!
by Flitty September 29, 2015
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