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Soggy biscuit

When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.
Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested
by poopydoopydoo May 22, 2022
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Soggy Chip

When you wipe some chips across a moist minge to get a fish and chip taste.

(Chip: Noun British English. Pronounced Ch-ip not crisps)
Mate i want a reyt good chippy, but im skint.
Go ask yer lass fer a soggy chip mate.

sick cunt what a great idea.
by StreyCat July 31, 2022
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Soggy nanner

A banana that has been sat within one’s anal cavity for so long that it is has become partially liquid.
You smell worse than the soggy nanner I got cookin right now!
by Joseph Glacier December 9, 2024
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soggy pickle

When the toilet runneth over and your dick dips in , also known as dickle dip
I didn't realize the toilet water was so high, my dick and balls dipped and I was stuck with a soggy pickle.
by kbulls708 June 18, 2022
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Soggy Pussy

When a lady gets sexually aroused but nothing further happens. Female version of blue balls.
We were about to do it then I left, leaving her with a soggy pussy
by Buckingbronco May 12, 2024
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Soggy Shoey

A competitive masturbation game in which multiple male participants race to ejaculate into a shoe. The final individual who fails to ejaculate must drink the ejaculatory contents of the shoe.

The name is a combination of the game 'Soggy Biscuit' - in which the participants ejaculate onto a digestive biscuit - and a 'Shoey' - where an individual drinks an alcoholic beverage from a shoe.
Andy: We're going to Zach's house this afternoon for some Soggy Shoey.

Steve: I've been practicing my premature ejaculation technique. I hope you're ready to eat my spunk from an ugg boot.
by Penguin Meat December 7, 2021
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Soggy and Crispy

Literally anything (but mostly food) that have a soggy but still a crispy texture to it.
“It’s soggy but still crispy you know” “Soggy and Crispy”
by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021
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