Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops

Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...

by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022

Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon

Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?

by JDOWE October 25, 2017

soggy

wet not hard thing

shaneil’s apple is soggy

by ss1213 November 6, 2020

Soggy biscuit

When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.

Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested

by poopydoopydoo May 22, 2022

Soggy Chip

When you wipe some chips across a moist minge to get a fish and chip taste.

(Chip: Noun British English. Pronounced Ch-ip not crisps)

Mate i want a reyt good chippy, but im skint.
Go ask yer lass fer a soggy chip mate.

sick cunt what a great idea.

by StreyCat July 31, 2022

Soggy Cinnamon Roll x2 Frosting

Cinnamon Roll with extra cum sauce

Anyone down for some soggy cinnamon roll x2 frosting

by g;lkfgniuaefhgoai'sdfgn;ojasdg July 25, 2021

Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

by myleslikesman March 15, 2022