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by what is fabric softener March 9, 2017

Soft Racism

When someone (often an old foreigner) says something with a soft racial undertone about another race that is not meant to be derogatory but often comes out in a way that may make others slightly uncomfortable and slightly embarrassed yet sympathetic for said old person.

Often it is because of a difference in social and cultural norms that they say something softly racist.

Older foreigner: "When I was in India they were all shaking their heads left to right instead of up and down when they agreed with me. It was crazy" *does weird head motion* (cultural thing)

Young western people in room: "uhmm..err...hmm..i see"*feeling a weird uncomfortable combo of awkwardness and humour*

Young Indian guy in room: "Ha ha ya thats us alright" (slight awkward feeling of being caught off guard with some soft racism)

by PetePabs January 10, 2013

soft taco

A humorous prank. While an unsuspecting male friend slumbers, two or more males strip naked, and lie in the spooning position on either side of the victim, cuddling until he awakens. Upon his waking, the two shout (in unison) "Soft Taco"

Will-Will slept alone in his tent, so Josh and Blake woke him up with a soft taco.

by Waverly September 3, 2005

Soften your cough

To take the wind out of someone's argument or leave them stunned and surprised at the action you took. Usually used in the past tense when describing the situation to a third party.

"I'm going to give you all my work to do, that'll soften your cough"

"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"

by dueyfinster May 16, 2012

Soft hours

Any time of a day a soft, spiritual person looks for a soft spot in others. It could be the middle of the night, it could be morning, it could be an afternoon in bad weather, or a sunny day in the snow.

The guy/girl was looking for a soft spot in others during the soft hours while wearing a playful mask, a facade of lightheartedness.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020

soft bitch

someone who always complains about your jokes ... hate sarcasm

tommy was being a soft bitch when herry said something to him

by eiksum May 5, 2018

soft tube

A condemming put-down. A cooler take on the term soft cock. A more laid back variant on the phrase describing a male who is less than manly in that he cant get, or keep a hard-on. With this being so, he is unable to perform his manly duties. Let blatently offensive (cleverer?) than soft cock.

Man, what a soft tube that guy is.

by sgpekanovich May 18, 2006