shift and stretch

An inside joke between me and my best friend, Ariel. Its when your sitting down and you become aroused, you shift your body around a bit and stretch your arms over your head. If anyone else knows whatever the Hell your doing, smile evilly!

*Sees Benji and Joel close*...*shift stretch*

by Guitarded Me January 14, 2004

shiftynou

jewish pale nerd commonly seen in #lawn and in dark corners

see jwaiga.

mike girard is the biggest shiftynou i know

by cactrotofrbc October 30, 2004

shiftynou

padawan of Boomham

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shiftynou is an azn jew, kekekekekekeke >_< zergling rush!

by sN November 26, 2004

shiftlopper

one who dislikes or declines an offer of free food of any kind

The shiftlopper doesn't want any cheesy poofs.

by AngieHart March 26, 2005

shifty mamunes cubano

a dirty mexican who gets a lot of bad grades specifically Fs in computer related classes. His shiftyness is unsurpassed. O, and hes quite greasy.

Person A:Where is shifty?
Person B:I dunno but hes so greasy he may have slipped down a sewage grate
Person A:Why would he go home so early?

by Anonymous Informant April 27, 2005

shifters

a biscuit or cookie type snack...made from bran...just pure bran. good substitute for laxatives

Alex: oh man i was on the crapper for hours after eating that shifter.
Josh: Haha yeh my mum makes some killer shifters!

by bofredlington February 1, 2006

Shirtweed

Blatant voicing of opinion. Freedom of speech. Uninhibited. Humorous or appealing to everyday people. Used as N. or adjective.

"That kind of shirtweed makes some people angry", "...his shirtweed mouth gets him in trouble."

by Forlorn July 5, 2006