eating workplace shit

An expression used to describe the commonplace employee experience when a state or federal agency hires folks because of their advanced degrees and licensure and then gradually eases them, after the honeymoon phase, into what feels like slave labor, and retains them, due to steady and therefore relatively decent pay, frequent paid days off and a seemingly cushy pension.

I am a doctor who has been eating workplace shit for more than a decade, but after this period of indentured servitude and gradually increasing mental and physical illness, I have stepped halfway off the pirate ship and hope to be vigorously swimming soon.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Full of shit

Full of misinformation, but calling it facts.

The girl was full of shit, and wanted to come off as believable.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020

Own your shit

Take responsibility of your actions

Own your shit and admit your wrong doing

by Jewelsbyjulie July 1, 2020

Hit the shit bricks

A phrase used to indicate that you're heading to bed. The origin of this saying is unclear as it makes no sense whatsoever.

"Aight fellas, it's time for me to hit the shit bricks."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

by NotRednas January 2, 2022

kicked in the shit

Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".

Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"

Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"

Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"

by Prometheeus October 7, 2006

John Wick That Shit

To overcome an obstacle or task that has insurmountable odds.

Brian: My boss has asked me to complete my report by 5pm tomorrow and I haven't even started.
Meghan: I guess you'll just have to John Wick That Shit.

by bripgilb March 21, 2017

take a bite of the shit pie!

A gritty phrase to describe how everyone who is part of any organization needs to do what they don’t want to do some of the time.

It’s time for you to step up and take a bite of the shit pie!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021