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Shelton

A shelton is someone who has bad luck, is very lame, and tries to hard to fit in.
Wow, Brad failed all of his mid-terms and broke his leg in the same week, he's becoming a Shelton.
Why does that kid keep trying to hand with us? he's such a Shelton.
Dude, do you see those $20 shoes that Joe have on? There so lame, I'm positive he's a Shelton Now.
by MustyGarfunkle32 March 20, 2016
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Selt

Selt - the yuckiness that clogs up salt shakers
Ugh, my salt shaker won't work, damn all this selt.
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Sheltered Valley Girl

Girl from the conservative, white, upper-middle class areas of Southern California who somehow has been kept out of the loop with how the world works, how other cultures operate in the world, and with most, if not all, current events. Despite these depravities, this has fostered a soul with a lot of spirit and beautiful, bubblegum personality.
My girlfriend is such a sheltered valley girl, but my goodness if she ain't the cutest girl in the world.
by ftyt October 2, 2016
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sheltry

A sexy, tall, 36DD woman with a booty like j-lo.
Damn Sheltry, you sexy ass MemeLord.
by Mulaaan August 2, 2017
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Shelter island

A small town on an island in the Hampton’s accessed by ferries. Very blue collared and redneck. Winters are boring as shit, summers are better than anywhere else. You’re bound to see either a truck, a dirt bike or an American flag every half mile.
Yo you here about that piece of Alabama they cut out and dropped next to Long Island?
-you mean shelter island?
by shitterboy May 27, 2019
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elizabeth shelton

A human who is genuinely kind and gentle to most of mankind and animal kind. Does her best in all she puts her mind to. Cares very deeply about all of her friends. Tends to make friends with guys way too easily(in her own opinion)(in her early years),
Is easily hurt by harsh words, those who are good quality people themselves (if they are to meet one) they should make friends with her if they want a loyal friend that they can call in the middle of the night if they want a ride to a store or gas station or if they need to borrow a lawnmower or if they need help cleaning out their garage, setting up for a garage sale, etc. You'll know her when you see her. Her soul and her warm smile lights up a room (especially when she is excited)
That's Elizabeth Shelton! Because she loves God, she lights up my life!
by ChristineAndEric May 27, 2017
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Seeltzu

1)A term of frustration
fuck, dang, darn, damn

2)Another term for something annoying
annoying, a piss off, aggravating

Can be combined with seeltz:
"Seeltzu seeltz!"
"Ah, seeltzu!";
"Well, that was seeltzu."
by Jexirian/JOssius/Nix May 5, 2004
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