friend #1: You killed that hair boy
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!
by Sneezedonthebeat January 1, 2019

A Secret Gay is someone from the male gender which is apart of the LGBTQ+ and is not assumed and pretends to be heterossexual.
by DIJI_is_dictionary May 8, 2024

by saltedcat November 29, 2020

DanTDM's way of saying 'secret'. Said in the video "IT'S SCARIER THAN BEFORE! (FNAF Security Breach: Ruin DLC)"
On 25th July 2023.
On 25th July 2023.
by cludeless July 26, 2023

Something nobody knows about.
If somebody knows a dude would fuck a dude (even one other person), even if it's not widely known, then it's not a secret. A badly kept secret isn't a secret.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!
Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!
by LordJenal November 16, 2023

by Cute lil bitch March 18, 2019
