Pooper Scooper Nails

When someone with really long finger nails wipes their ass and the shit gets under the nails

Clip your nails before they become pooper scooper nails

by SUMFURRYTHING November 12, 2021

Big Scone

Fantasy Football GOAT. Above Average Golfer. Mr Steal Your Girl.

I can never beat Big Scone in Fantasy.

by Trey Under Par November 22, 2021

1980’sCokeBottleSexual

When you are attracted to a 1980’s coke bottle in a sexual sense

I think i’m 1980’scokebottlesexual my home bromie shomie mcrhomie

Boutta stuff my meat in this fuckin 1980’scokebottle ya feel me bro

by M money and big k February 18, 2022

Pooper-Scooper

1. An amazing invention that is used in the elusive art of poop-gathering

2. The worst type of person, the pooper-scooper is the kind of person that does stuff just to annoy people.

1. I used my pooper-sooper to pick up all this poop!

2. You are a fricking pooper-scooper.

by HydroGenesis March 8, 2022

Goop Scooper

When a man gets sloppy seconds and the mushroom shape of the penis “scoops out the goop” from another man ejaculation.

Bro did you seriously just fuck Jerry’s ex? Damn, goop scooper!

by MORRTOONNN April 20, 2022

Gotty Scomez

Gotty is a popular Hockey player of Alaska fame who is well liked and considered to be a great person. When he is not dominating on ice he is walking through gyms looking for youth to inspire.

One such youth was named Andy, and Andy was trying to lose weight and better himself. Gotty Scomez said to Andy, “Young man your dreams are like wet scrambled eggs… even if the whole world doesn’t believe in it, if you believe in it, that’s what makes them real.” Handy Andy’s life as changed forever.

- The Gorilla from Warzone

Gotty Scomez is a heroic hockey player from Alaska

by BudBailey September 12, 2022

Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.

Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.

by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022