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Salt Party

A social event in which every person covers themselves in an inch of table salt and licks it off each other in a penis-alada fashion.
E.g. When Grant has a salt party and covers his ham in seasoning
by Little woody December 12, 2013
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salted

another word for lit; to get wasted. have a good ass time
"Hey Fern, wanna get salted tonight?!"
"Hell ya! I'll bring the tequila!"
by snotalie August 17, 2016
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Salted the Dash

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.
Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.
by tombot5000 September 23, 2010
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Redneck bath salts

Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place

Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?

Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?

Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.
by Ribbajoxy1412 January 9, 2018
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Epsom salt

Health and Wellness Uses:

Muscle Relaxation:

Stress Reduction:

Constipation Relief:

Beauty and Personal Care:

Skin Care: Epsom salt can be used as an exfoliant to remove dead skin cells, promoting smoother skin. Mixing Epsom salt with a carrier oil, such as coconut or olive oil, creates a scrub that can be gently massaged onto the skin.

Hair Care: Incorporating Epsom salt into hair treatments may help remove excess oil and product buildup from the scalp, contributing to healthier hair. Dissolving Epsom salt in water and using it as a hair mask is a common method.

Gardening Applications:

Soil Amendment: Epsom salt is sometimes used in gardening to address magnesium deficiencies in soil, which can affect plant health. It is believed to enhance nutrient uptake, improve seed germination, and promote vigorous growth. However, it's important to conduct a soil test before application, as excessive magnesium can harm plants and reduce calcium uptake.

Culinary Use:

Food Preparation: While Epsom salt is chemically classified as a salt, it is
You growing like Epsom salt 🤣
by 710sir April 5, 2025
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salt

It is used like Cash, as in, money like if a 3-point shot is good you say "oh money" and if you tell someone something, like you just call them out on something, and you can tell they are feeling salty or a salt factory then you can just "salt"
Dude, she told me you've never fucked before. Oh, Salt.
by Bleeding gums murphy April 25, 2005
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Salt Blaster

A word meaning the same as a crack head, somebody that does drugs excessively like cocaine and meth.
Hey look over there at those salt blasters walking down the street.
by armflap3000 March 16, 2025
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