SALTS

Smiled
A
Little
Then
Stopped

Usually used when texting. When something is a little funny but not funny enough to actually laugh out loud so you use “SALTS” instead.

by Aye Yuh Chicken Nugget August 19, 2020

Salt Deodorant

Salt Deodorant is a Trademarked Brand of Victor Martin Soriano for Potassium Aluminum. Salt Deodorant is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano and

Martin is FIRST worldwide to use that term for his Tawas. Potassium Aluminum Salt Deodorant worldwide. Marketed under the brand Royal LV Tawas.

Salt Deodorant is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano and is FIRST worldwide to use that term for his Tawas. Potassium Aluminum Salt Deodorant.

by Cyclonetrading December 14, 2023

post salt clarity

When you realize something after you chill out.

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.

by logan2611 July 28, 2021

Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, gets super mad.

*Eve is dying*
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Lonely guy: Aw such a strong bond 🩷

by futuresponJ April 29, 2025

Salt And Vinegar Syndrom

Something that suffers from salt and vinegar (chips) Syndrom is universally considered awful and wrong at first contact. But the more you consume it the more you are going to love it.

e.g.:

person 1: When I first started drinking beer, I really hated the taste of it but I've come to like it now.

person 2: I feel the same about techno music. Guess these two really suffer from salt and vinegar syndrom.

by Luca Goltz August 18, 2021

SALTS

Smiled-A-Little-Then-Stopped

I honestly saw this on tik tok then thought to put it here at 1:00 AM :) Also it's kinda like lol but less funny.

*Someone sends you a tik tok that's not THAT funny*

You reply with SALTS

by stinkietoes June 10, 2020

Salt

Cocaine

Hey ya got any salt

(Bob) yup don’t forget to pay your tab Friday or ya fucked ma boy

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022