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couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.
Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
by looart January 4, 2020
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Puddingaling

A flaccid penis. A combination of the words 'pudding' and 'dingaling'.
John got pantsed and we all had a glorious view of his puddingaling.
by updownleftrightwasd August 19, 2012
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A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois April 7, 2006
mugGet the If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?mug.

thermal pudding

Eating thermal pudding means performing cunnilingus.
I ate some thermal pudding last night, best dessert ever.
by Mopar2021 March 17, 2021
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Pud

A person that doesn't care about the rules and/or is lazy and incompetent. They have absolutely no regard for anyone else in life.... because they suck.
Brayden spilled 30 gallons of oil and didn't clean it up because he's a Pud.
by Durtyndn September 3, 2023
mugGet the Pudmug.

Pudding on the cake

The act of deficating upon the vaginal area.
She wanted something dirty so I gave her the pudding on the cake.
by Tbag March 8, 2017
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puffy pudding

The act of cumming inside a bad bitch's asshole while having her shit on your dick, and pulling it out and feeding it to her.
Bro, I just fed my girl a shitload of puffy pudding!
by ShinoB6 May 13, 2016
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