couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

by looart January 4, 2020

Puddingaling

A flaccid penis. A combination of the words 'pudding' and 'dingaling'.

John got pantsed and we all had a glorious view of his puddingaling.

by updownleftrightwasd August 19, 2012

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

by DuBois April 7, 2006

pudding plop

a mexican male who has an overly large nose that resembles a plop of pudding

"Hey who's that guy who calls himself the G-Spot?"

"Oh, that's pudding plop."

by itsBarbieBitch teehee April 8, 2010

Pudding Gobbler

He/she who as a primary hobby, enjoys the comsumption of semen ; Pudding Gobbled, Pudding Gobbish, Pudding Gobbee

Once the shit-dicking was complete, the two pudding gobbler's spent the afternoon man touching

by BigRob(br) March 10, 2010

pudding wrapper

a used condom

i feel bad for the hotel maid, i just left a bucket full of pudding wrappers for the maid to clean up

by tubadude13 June 16, 2009

Its all pudding

Meaning everything is alright, like the warm feeling you get from eating said pudding. Similar to the 90's "Its all good" or "Its all gravy". (pudding however being much more delicious than gravy)

Its all pudding 'till a tube of meat comes flying at you. -Mike Rowe

"Dude, sorry I totaled your car." " I had full coverage man, its aaaallll pudding."

by Seethella October 10, 2009