Pubeophile

A paedophile who has a particular obsession with pubic hair and likes to keep a collection.

Your pubic hair is so lovely, clean and soft. You better not let a Pubeophile get hold of that or they'll keep it forever.

by Whiteclothy November 7, 2010

pube nougat

a nougat like substance that forms on ones pubic hair when the substances semen, piss, saliva, sweat, and pubic hair are all found in large quantitys and are in a warm area; pube nougat is highly radioactive and turns the "host" of the nueget homosexual, gothic, or fat.

john got dumped, so he stayed in his room for a week. in this time he soiled himself, mastrabated, somehow sucked his own penis and sweated alot because his heater temporaraly broke therefore developing pube nougat which turned him into justin beiber

by i hate gay people 101 oh yeaaa February 26, 2011

pubendick

when you get a pube caught inside your foreskin; a pain that is arguably worse than childbirth. pronounced "pubendich" as if speaking in a german accent.

*dude one is having a bash*
dude one: ahh! what the hell was that!
dude two: you okay bro?
dude one: yeah dude, just got a bad case of pubendick :(
dude two: oooh, unlucky
dude one: why are you watching me masturbate?

by ladosaurus April 3, 2011

pubescape

The action of an individual, be it man or woman, trimming, shaving and/or waxing their genital area for an aesthetically pleasing effect.

Sally and Bobby decided that their pubic hairs were no longer having an effect on their sexual lives, so they decided to pubescape together.

by Clarke Buchanan October 8, 2011

pube seasoning

the act of shaving off all your pubes and sprinkling them on any type of food or over a pussy

dude i just ate a pube pizza with my pube seasoning

by pubeman54322 June 15, 2011

Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...

John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.

by G. George V October 12, 2011

puberize

This is what African American males do earlier than their Caucasian counterparts.

"I looked puberize up on WebMD, and it said African American males puberize earlier than their Caucasian counterparts."

by Someone who puberized October 13, 2011