Chunky poop

When a an Asian man puts his fingers a midgets ass

"What's up Chunky Poop"

by Mikey Ofrd April 28, 2019

temporal causality poop

The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.

Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days!

by Dane Hansen August 14, 2011

poop schnitzels

crappy, bad or unfortunate

Aw, poop schnitzels I forgot my homework!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

poop trading

Act of exchanging poop with partner(s). The process of contacting butt holes while pooping back and forth. Your partner receives the poop and could either, trade back the same poop, or your partner can accept the poop as a gift and thank you.

example of poop trading 0<=><=>=>0

0-butthole

<=>-poop

by Handsome<3 January 11, 2010

Hangover Poop

the closing to a lingering hangover. As your body is tired of throwing up the alcohol, it decides to poop it out instead.

Today i dropped my hangover poop and i felt normal after last nights party.

by Jolly Lollipop August 17, 2011

ghost-poop

When after pooping, you go to wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper.

"Dude that was such a quick poop!"
"It was a ghost-poop thats why."
"Ohhhhh I love those"

by buttmonkey930 August 21, 2013

Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

by GrandPoop September 17, 2010