baked potatoes

1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.

2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.

The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.

Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...

by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005

Potato Quality

A form of media that is of mediocre or bad quality in terms of definition.

"why is the picture so potato quality?"
"why is the video so potato quality?"
"your screen makes the video look so potato."

by FGUYRET4LGJ;KLSDH FLJ April 26, 2020

Potato Treatment

The treatment, often employed by an extremely beta individual used through online messaging which includes constantly ignoring the target, repeatedly responding with generic replies, going AFK randomly for hours at a time and randomly leaving mid-conversation. People who apply this treatment often contain traits such as acting emo or dis-attached, being lazy, having no motivation, sleeping all day and as stated before, being extremely beta.

"Hey, that extremely beta guy is giving me the potato treatment again.."

by MegaToast July 13, 2015

Crotch Potato

noun:a couch potato's balls which accumulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes

man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes

by Action Aardvark February 23, 2011

Armpit Potatoes

Boobs completely lacking cleavage, that tend to gravitate toward one's armpits even when corralled by a bra.

I'd love to wear that low-cut top, but why bother when you've got no cleavage, just armpit potatoes.

by MsAbigail July 18, 2010

Dancing Potato

The savior of all life in the universe. Something that deserves to bowed to, prayed to, and sacrificed to. It’s legendary and unimaginable dancing powers will create and destroy anything and everything. (The musical dancing potato is unfathomably more majestic)

Hey everybody! Do you want to pray to sacrifice Billy to the dancing potato?
*Entire world cheers*

by TurtleNugget911 November 26, 2019

Lonely potato

When no one likes u and u have no bae

Am a lonely potato

by Ok gurl January 22, 2018