poser

Someone acting like something they're not.

Like someone trying to speak ghetto, when they're asian or something.

AznBoi: BLACK POWER MOTHA FUCKA!
Marshal: You're dumb.
AznBoi: nigguh please.
Marshal: LOL What the fuck?? HAHAHA you think you're black or something? Look in the mirror, you're not black, you're not an anime character. You're fuckin asian, stop trying to be black.
Marshal: I'll be expecting a dumb response so go ahead, come at me. I want to see if theres a limit to your retarded mind.
AznBoi: *sigh* fine.. i'll stop being a poser.

by Kebong September 30, 2006

posterman

He is a Scottish Red Haired big Glass looking Freak! By day he does his Clark Kent Record Label Running by night he changes into the Posterman a wild drinking freak causing mayhem and mischief wherever he goes.......
p.s. Hi sidekicks are called Honkey-Kats

Since Batman and Robin are now old and over the hill.....who can save Gothom City from the Posterman......

by Mayor of Gothom City November 11, 2004

Poser

Poser, Cannot Skateboard, Rip Off, Thinks he or she knows, but has no idea, Living through an image, not a lifestyle, Faker, Clueless, Do what is cool at the time, No original thought, Follower

Someone who takes another person's idea and credit's only themself. For Example: A person who shapes surfboards but does not surf. Same goes with skateboards.

by Bobby "Free" McGee July 18, 2008

poser

1- (a) a person who has not been listening to a certain band/artist since this band/artist has formed. (b) A person who doesnt know every single detail about each band member. (c) a person only listens to the main stream music of a particular genre. (d) some one who claims to like a cetain genre then listens to other genres (le gasp! how could they!)
2- a band/artist that has become mainstream

1- first person: i like green day! especially american idiot! that album is one of my favourites
second person: well I'VE been listening to them sence they formed!
fp: well excuse me for not stalikng them....

2- Every one listens to green day now! i have to put them on my poser list!

by the all knowing shar December 24, 2008

Poser

Somebody who pretends to like something because they wish they looked like the people that actually do like that something.

Josh: looks at Andrew's shirt Wow, I never knew you listened to Sublime!
Andrew: No man, this shirt just looked cool
Josh: What a poser...

or

Matt: Dude, I LOVE Sublime!
Josh: You're such a poser, you only know one of their songs

by s&s December 14, 2008

postern

a former employee made redundant by an organisation who is now doing work for free for that organisation, usually in the hope of being rehired when the economy improves.

She's trying to find a new direction, but in the mean time, she's effectively an IBM postern, still trying to direct sales leads towards her old employer.

by graviton August 25, 2010

poser

Most people you will meet in life; People who do things because it will improve their social standing, not because they actually enjoy/care about what they are doing are considered posers. Should be seen as a subculture, albeit a parasitic one that hijacks any other given subculture, waters it down, makes it "trendy" and causes people who still try to stick with the given subculture to look like a walking cliche. A good analogy is when a corporation donates to a large charity, then puts up commercials about it, proving (9/10 times) that they donated to appeal to the masses, not because they want to make the world a better place. Also, for racial minorities, an equivalent of poser would be a "ghetto rat," a "gangster," or any other stereotype.
tl;dr: Poser is a term used to describe those who cause culture and subculture to become shit.

The way 'hipster' has become because of posers, compared to the way it was before most people even knew about it. The way 'emo' (or Post Punk) has become, largely because of posers that were previously identified as 'scenesters.' The way 'Goth' and 'Punk' have become, due to kids seeing Marilyn Manson and thinking that dressing a certain way would help them rebel against society.

by SadDino March 22, 2011