Poo Sling

When a woman uses her bra as a slingshot, using human feces as the payload.

Don't go to the water balloon fight, someone's got a poo sling!

by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017

disappointing poo

When you go to the toilet for a poo and only a fart comes out.

'Hey kids just been to the toilet for a shit and only managed a fart. What a disappointing poo that was'

by Lizbien June 11, 2016

Flirting with poo

(phase)
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.

Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.

by UnknowableOne May 25, 2016

Socky-poo

When your daddy think's you're pretty.

My name, my name is Socky-poo. My daddy says I'm pretty.

by xXx_BluCrabRDyin_XxX August 11, 2016

Casper poo

A poo that when you wipe your arse there is nothing on the toilet paper

“Omg dude I did a Casper poo earlier how insane”

by Jane36 October 20, 2019

poo in the noose

“noose” represents death, the “poo” represents worry/fear so when you”poo in the noose” you escape a tricky or stressful situation, like you feel as if you will shit yourself or die but instead of literally doing so you figuratively do so and you “slip” out of trouble such as when you are performing stand up and your uncomfortableness if funny to the audience

wow, Darla really did a poo in the noose chatting up Brad when she accidentally mentioned her boner but he thought it was funny.

by Ratbag4Warchief April 7, 2021

poo riski

The risk gay pornstars take when not using tampons

Too much anal sex can ruin the anal muscles making you prone to leakage

"oops, just shat myself" "dude, that was ultimate poo riski"

by amara is a sex god x June 23, 2012