poo riski

The risk gay pornstars take when not using tampons

Too much anal sex can ruin the anal muscles making you prone to leakage

"oops, just shat myself" "dude, that was ultimate poo riski"

by amara is a sex god x June 23, 2012

Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

Meli-Poo

A nickname that is a variant of Melina, for which has more sentiment in its meaning. It is reserved for use only when in a serious relationship with a Melina and where both parties are very comfortable with eachother. Meli-poo should only be used for the most amazing, lovable, and adorable Melina's. If you're ever called Meli-poo, you should feel extremely flattered because calling someone Meli-poo is a symbol that you are the best Melina in their life and they love you, cherish you whole-heartedly, and think that you are the absolute best person ever.

Goodnight and sweet dreams, I love you Meli-Poo.

by Tech.Magic May 5, 2020

poo lace

when rushing into the public restroom in a mall, sports stadium etc to piss wicked bad, while pissing/pooing u notice ur shoelace is untied and dragging all over the floor, even stepping on it.

one does not tie a poo lace in fear of pee and fecal matter, one discards poo lace

by RetroThis April 9, 2012

Flirting with poo

(phase)
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.

Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.

by UnknowableOne May 25, 2016

Crusty poo

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off

The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out

by Chris2603 November 11, 2016

Poo laser

Forceful, violent, watery diarrhea.

Buttered coffee is good, unless you're lactose intolerant and have a resistance to java. Then, it becomes a poo laser.

by driverone January 13, 2014