Faux Poo

When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.

Dalton doesn't like the job assigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.

by Oh Throbert March 29, 2015

Flirting with poo

(phase)
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.

Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.

by UnknowableOne May 25, 2016

disappointing poo

When you go to the toilet for a poo and only a fart comes out.

'Hey kids just been to the toilet for a shit and only managed a fart. What a disappointing poo that was'

by Lizbien June 11, 2016

Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

poo lace

when rushing into the public restroom in a mall, sports stadium etc to piss wicked bad, while pissing/pooing u notice ur shoelace is untied and dragging all over the floor, even stepping on it.

one does not tie a poo lace in fear of pee and fecal matter, one discards poo lace

by RetroThis April 9, 2012

Sauna Poo

When you go to have a shower in your bathroom but while you wait for it to warm up you use the toilet. Whilst you squeeze one out on the toilet, the shower creates steam within the bathroom giving you the effect of having a poo in a sauna. Sometimes this can cause poo sweats.

Sorry I'm late, went for a shower but then treated myself too a sauna poo!

by BVO1 April 7, 2010

pookie poo

the common response for pookie pie, and to show love or friendship.

person one: you're my pookie pie.
person two: aww... you're my pookie poo.

by ~sammig~ July 26, 2021