gank parade

Large group of tourists walking slowly (ganking) in a major urban area (e.g. midtown Manhattan).

The gank parade in Time Square made me late to work.

by better.worse.OK December 31, 2024

Interstellar Parable

Also referred to as the ‘Interstellar Effect’ when observed; The idea that because one knows of something & they perceive it as main stream, that everyone must know it. (This is often observed when talking about dog breeds, movies, foods, places etc)

“Oh I haven’t seen Interstellar”

“You HAVEN’T seen Interstellar??? It’s like soooo famous, everyone’s seen Interstellar!”
“Dude that’s the Interstellar Parable, just cause you’ve seen it, & you think it’s famous doesn’t mean everyone’s seen it”

by TokyoPowder March 18, 2025

puro para adelante

don't let minor setbacks & failures hold you back, keep it pushing.

puro para Adelante Viejon

no te aguites puro para adelante

by s@dboy April 23, 2025

Inverse Parachute

When you go to sit down on the toilet and sit on your balls then shit on them.

Mike was complaining about how he inverse parachuted last night.

by Vaden_101 April 24, 2025

Pebble Parade

When a series of small turd nuggets fall out of a person's pant leg on their way to the toilet.

Jeremy threw a pebble parade after drinking 4 cups of coffee

by thespaceoutcadet June 16, 2025

Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!

by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025

abusive para-social relationship

When you're manipulated by a content creator into thinking they're a good person but then you find out they're like a sex perfect or wife beating psycho, all the while you defended them without realizing they were taking advantage of you. Until they finally get exposed/canceled and your friend finally rescues you from said para-social relationship and you finally stop following them after all these years.

Nate - Man i used to watch Destiny all the time, but ever since the minor sexting and revenge porn I've kinda stopped following.
Kyra - really? you're finally getting out of that abusive para-social relationship?

by NateC123 August 23, 2025