Paint The Town Red

To have violent intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating.

Dude 1: I'm about to have some super-hardcore sex with my girlfriend.

Dude 2: Isn't she on her period?

Dude 1: Yeah. I'm about to Paint The Town Red

Dude 2: That's gross.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt October 11, 2010

paint the town red

when a girl is on her period and she wanders the street with a skirt/dress and no underwear on dotting the streets with blood.

Nicole: Steve donkey punched me last night, I think I am going to blow off some steam and paint the town red. Lisa, can I borrow your white skirt?

by sharting sesame seed February 27, 2009

paint the town red

Accidental menstruation on public property including buses, restaurants etc. for an extended amount of time.

I like, way spaced on tampons and had to paint the town red today.

by Heat* April 30, 2007

Alaskan Paint Job

When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.

Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.

by Dr. DOODOO FINGER May 11, 2011

Painting her white

When you ejaculate on a female, "painting her white".

Dude 1: What did you do to Girl 1 last night?

Dude 2: I was painting her white.

Dude 1: Nice!

by SneakyFuckinBeaky May 1, 2016

Watching paint dry

Used to describe Manchester United.

I didn’t do much today, i was watching paint dry.

by Kopthis October 3, 2019

Pussy Paint Job

A sexual act in which a female is riding ones face in a sitting position until dripping sweat & pouring cum, then keeps riding.

Last night I let Sandy give me a Pussy Paint Job & i almost drowned from my mouth full of so much cum & piss.

by Back Pack Jack April 28, 2020