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Get the Oven Meal mug.When a man willingly has his head clingfilmed to a lady’s bare bum, effectively “sealing in the freshness,” before she lets rip a series of farts that slow-cook him like a supermarket chicken.
Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”
Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”
Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
“Dave didn’t make it to the pub last night — apparently, he was getting an Inverurie Oven from his new girlfriend. Lucky loon!"
“You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”
“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”
“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”
“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”
“You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”
“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”
“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”
“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”
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Get the Fetus Bake Oven mug.The head dress better known as a niqab or the person who wears such a garment. It refers to the eye slit in the head dress being similar to the slot you would put toast into.
The term also refers to a Cylon, from the TV series BattleStar Galactica.
The term also refers to a Cylon, from the TV series BattleStar Galactica.
In 2010, France became the first European country to ban full face coverings, including a niqab aka Toaster Oven, in public areas.
by DragonWizard October 23, 2023
Get the Toaster Oven mug.1. (Literal phrase) in rimworld there is a mod that adds chocolate producing ovens that can be set to certain speeds
2. (Active phrase) while initiating sexual intercourse there are two ways this can be implied: a) a rimjob so fast that the givers tongue begins to tire and hurt, the receivers sphincter starts to burn from irritation. b) actual anal sex that is so rapid that it actually hurts
2. (Active phrase) while initiating sexual intercourse there are two ways this can be implied: a) a rimjob so fast that the givers tongue begins to tire and hurt, the receivers sphincter starts to burn from irritation. b) actual anal sex that is so rapid that it actually hurts
1. Mr. Max Cringe just asked his best-worker if he was overclocking the chocolate ovens to help increase production.
2a. Mr. Streamer asked Mrs. Streamer if she wouldn’t mind trying to overclock his chocolate ovens, just to spice things up.
2b. Matt and Dale would be the only ones I would ever have overclocking the chocolate ovens. I don’t care how much it hurt.
2a. Mr. Streamer asked Mrs. Streamer if she wouldn’t mind trying to overclock his chocolate ovens, just to spice things up.
2b. Matt and Dale would be the only ones I would ever have overclocking the chocolate ovens. I don’t care how much it hurt.
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