Onion Chopper

An onion chopper is a person who constantly posts emotional, tear-jerker type videos or articles on social media, usually for cheap likes or upvotes. Term comes from people commenting “Someone’s chopping onions over here...”
Did you see Karen’s post about the dog who died saving their master from a fire? She’s such an onion chopper.
by Ssdgm6677 August 23, 2018
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Onion Link

A sneaky link but you already know something’s up the girl is obsessed with trees woods whatever cnc ass vibe you can imagine RUN that’s not a sneaky link that’s an Onion link FOFO.
Emily gave head just to have ownership over a jhit she an onion link fr
by Rickytr0n May 22, 2025
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Onion Jarvis

The man who can eat a raw onion without crying.
Your a onion Jarvis you like.
by Nrick Bocia January 31, 2023
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Onion or The Onion

Onion. A.k.a “The Onion”

First coined by Richard “Scraggs” to describe a speciality of the person which they do better than any of their mates. Their “go to drink” when hitting the piss. A batsmen’s “go to shot” which they nail.

A variation of “The “Onion” is also used by punters to describe a bet on horse number 11 in the last race anywhere in the world. First coined by “Bad Greg” McKenna when betting on horse number 11 in the last race of the day in Western Australia. It has since spread as an urban legend because of the number of times the 11 won at good odds. It has now spread amongst punters across the country who “back the 11 in the last”. When the 11 wins the punters communicate with a simple “Bang”
Onion or The Onion is used in various situations

Drinking “Onion”. Scragg’s “Onion” is the Fraser Onion. Bad Greg’s “Onion” is a Shaw and Smith SSB, Soc’s “Onion” is Bailey’s on ice

Punting “onion”. “Bang”. Backed the onion in the last at Perth !
by Socs62 August 01, 2021
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Onion crumb

This is the offspring of a whole onion hread. When the onion bread ahas intercourse with an onion baguette, and onion crumb is produced from all the scraping against eachother. An onion crumb is the most wholesome bond an onion bread and onion baguette can have.
Me and my husband onion baguette just made an onion crumb
by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019
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Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle
Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.
by Fry McFryguy May 30, 2018
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onionization

The process of satirical news of yore becoming real and ever more relevant. Derived from the name of a famous satirical news outlet The Onion.
I can see a high degree of onionization in current geopolitical affairs. This article has onionized. This will definitely be onionizing in a few years when an event happens again.
by j637man February 03, 2024
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