by Fitz April 09, 2003
A game that F-18 Marine Ordnancemen made up to pass the time. It involves slapping, rubbing or poking a contestant’s ass with an unidentified tool from the tool pouch. Three guesses to name the tool. If you lose, you get the tool from to pouch or tool box jammed up your ass.
by Hi beams, Donkey boy August 13, 2008
A Hunt word for 'knob' or 'twat', but often gets taxed by younger syblings and adopted for use in a more joking sense. This spins quite a few people out.
by Charlie-Uniiitt November 24, 2005
That twinkle tool seems lovely! Can't believe his girlfriend keeps calling him gay all of the time, HE should get rid of HER surely?
by Ghede_Loki January 18, 2011
by Nos Ferraatu June 18, 2004
by Betsy marshfarts January 11, 2018
A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.
Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.
Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!
Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!
by Super Gerbil October 22, 2004