regret burger

Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day

Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.

McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.

by tastyvension January 27, 2014

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burger pipe

A larger yet lengthy, ground beef textured, pipe shaped, toilet clogging turd.

I always make it a point to lay some burger pipe at a bros house, its the ultimate toilet tester! I

by dookiemastr August 09, 2011

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The Fucking Burger.

A burger made with 2 Psilocybin caps as “buns” of the burger, an angus patty basted in cani-butter, THC grown lettuce, LSD infused ketchup and mustard, Acid tabs layer neatly on 2 slices of provolone, and finally a cup of lean to wash it down.

Bro I’ve been tripping all day. Nah Bruh you haven’t had The Fucking Burger. Before

by M3 The Skeleton May 31, 2021

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