a legendary crab that only feeds off sweet nuts, but is also known to enjoy cornflakes. He roams woodland an seaside areas.BEWARE THE NUT CRAB.
two boys enter a small woodland area.
Boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
Boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. RUNNNNNN
Boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
Boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. RUNNNNNN
by the poon assasain May 16, 2010
One places sriracha on the tip of their penis, and then inserts into their partner whom is in the doggy style position. First to scream is the crab, and receives a buttering.
by Firecrab December 17, 2015
Joe: Dude why does my anus smell like fish and have flakes on it?
Guy: Maybe you shouldn't have got a Joes Crab Shack from your uncle mate.
Guy: Maybe you shouldn't have got a Joes Crab Shack from your uncle mate.
by MasterBlasker999 May 19, 2020
A sexual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman "dangles" over him with her mouth facing his butt. Both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to participate in a rare behavior called "stroking off".
I met this guy names Joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was Missouri crab dangle.
by Crab Man Joe MO December 18, 2008
When you put a crayfish/small crab into a females vagina then fish around with your dick until it latches on, and you pull it out.
by samborambo15 April 28, 2009
A sexual position in which the male is standing with feet wide apart while holding the female by the legs, one in front, one in back, as she is hanging upside down she does a lot of gyration in order to obtain sexual pleasure.
by steev-0 July 29, 2009
The art of squatting over your partner, placing your balls in their mouth a`la teabagging and the proceeding to shit on their neck.
by D_Bag November 03, 2007