Nigga Nuts

Big black testicles that are huge and round. They are moist and Meaty.

“Jamal has big round nigga nuts.”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

nut muncher

One who munches on nuts

That bitch is a hardcore nut muncher.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

get a nut

To have an orgasm

After dinner I'll take her to my place and get a nut.

by JungleBootie January 5, 2012

nuts in a vice

arises when one realises they are fucked in a situation and they have no way to get out
- the said vice is unbreakable by any attempts to wile out of said situation

S: what do you mean the philosophy midterm is today?
M: it looks like your nuts are in a vice

by pax cicero May 13, 2005

Nut Rider

A person who sucks up to a cooler person.

Someone who says, "Boy golly! You are so cool! You are God!" would be a nut rider.

by John Shaman May 12, 2008

Swamp Nut

When your testicles stick to the side of your leg because it is so humid outside.

I got swamp but like a motherfucker!

by Steve March 1, 2005

wtf nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.

1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a wtf nut.

3) i just wtf nut.

by DBAD101 June 29, 2008