egg-laying

abortive; unsuccessful.

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.

by uttam maharjan December 26, 2011

lay one on you

To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”

by 023701 March 02, 2024

lay-leah

The name shae made last year because she was to lazy to say laila <3

person 1: LAY-LEAH

by bobthebuilderfucksisaac October 10, 2021

clay lay

when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.

Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!

by jnichols5 August 12, 2023

Lay Wood

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.

by TuAnon February 22, 2024

Darriel Lai

Bad at jokes a dumb ass and very annoying

Darriel Lai please go away

by Nokids neverkids October 01, 2018

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 07, 2015