Top Egg

When something is the best, you cant do any better. can fit in with practically any sentence.

...this milkshake is top egg!

by RobSkiN October 18, 2006

egg magma

Egg magma - another word for spunk, man juice and cum

Etna: hey noris your lookin hot maybe we should get closer?
noris: no! how about u suck me off so you can make my penis volcanoe erupt and spert egg magma all over your face!

by Jay Russell April 19, 2005

Egg helmet

An egg helmet is a haircut that the all the real cool people rock. It is shaped like a egg and wraps arou d your head exactly.

Daniel: Wow is that an egg helmet?!
Donagh: Damn right it is
Daniel: Wow your so cool!

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019

Dogs egg

Dog shit

I hate stepping on dogs eggs', even more so when i'm fuckin barefoot!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Swedish Egg

The act of cracking an egg, pouring the insides into a womans vagina, sticking your dick in, fuck the shit out of her to mix it up, pour it out into a pan, and cook it like scrambled eggs. Add seasoning as you wish. (Could also work with man-on-man.)

Dude, I'm going home to give my woman a swedish egg.

by Roflcoptering November 13, 2009

barkers egg

dog poo, theres no more simple explaination than that!

have you trod in a barkes egg?

by Mark Light December 16, 2003

Dippy egg

A soft boiled egg in an egg cup with the top lopped off with a spoon so that you can dip your soldiers (long, thin slices of toast) in it. Eaten in the UK.

"What do you want for breakfast?"
"Dippy egg and soldiers!"

by Help I'm tra July 13, 2017