Dirty Oil spill

When someone takes a shit, but shoves it right back when it exits the rectum. The log of shit will eventually melt in your hand, as to create a puddle of shit.

-Michael saw a japanese porn where they performed the Dirty Oil spill! He got sick after.

by DoubleDdoubleS June 7, 2017

texas oil

Nigga it's that lean

I drank that Texas oil now I'm in another dimension

by Purpledrankdrinker69 June 16, 2017

Oil slick syndrome

When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis

Oh fuck I have oil slick syndrome again

by My dads super July 15, 2017

oil nuts

Where you fuck a girl in the ass long enough to where her ass leaks on your balls

Bro1: Bro i fucked her ass to long I got oil nuts

Bro2: wtf bro that nasty

by Savers of the universe November 16, 2017

hercum oil

Hercum oil:
The vaginal secretions a woman makes when she cums or has an orgasm.

Her: Oh my I have never had so much "hercum oil" before.
Him: Ya babe you left a huge puddle on the sheets.

by Sinsara75 November 20, 2017

The Oil Rig

The act of sticking it in someones ass after they have had exlax causing the shit to spray out like a geyser upon pulling out.

I had to shower last night after the oil rig I gave my girlfriend

by glassballs4u December 10, 2017

Oil Change

The actual of taking a dumb while, or shortly before eating, effectively draining the old substance to add in fresh product.

Person #1: You gonna get off the dumper and eat those pizza rolls, or you just gonna let them go cold?

Person #2: No, just a routine oil change. Gotta empty it out before I fill it back up.

by DCShred96 March 3, 2017