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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.

The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.

The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"

Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.

Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?

Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
mugGet the Flex Officermug.

office-overs

Food set out in the office break room for all to consume. Usually consists of left-overs from a team working-lunch, or soon to expire food brought from home.
Dude, I'm broke. Gotta cruise the break rooms for some office-overs for lunch.
by SpartanTodd July 20, 2008
mugGet the office-oversmug.

The Office s8

This day feels like the Office S8
by PP TURD November 21, 2022
mugGet the The Office s8mug.

Mrs. Officer

A song by Lil Wayne released on his album, 'Tha Carter 3', which was released in 2008. It also features artist such as 'Bobby V' and 'Kidd Kidd.' The song is about a story where Lil Wayne talks about how he got pulled over by a cop (who happened to be a female), and how he was able to have intercourse with the cop. His friends also join in in the song occasionally. Bobby V sings the Chorus and Kidd Kidd even recites everything that happened in the song in his own POV.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that song by Lil Wayne?"
Person 2: "Which one?"
Person 1: "Mrs. Officer. It's in his new album."
Person 2: "Yeah man, that song is hot."
by JoyleneTheStranger February 13, 2021
mugGet the Mrs. Officermug.

Officer snowflake

Person 10:Did you see Drew durnils acting in his old YouTube video I know it was cringe right.
Person 2:yeah it was funny to.
Drew durnil did a great job being officer snowflake
by lbert August 10, 2022
mugGet the Officer snowflakemug.

The Office

The worst and absolute death of TV. Anyone who likes the office must be called Ernie and has no life. The Office makes me wanna die.
That dude watches the office and that's just embarrassing.
by Ernie Hater June 14, 2021
mugGet the The Officemug.
Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>
Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
mugGet the Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>mug.

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