penis

another name for the word dick

He has a big, giant penis but is a huge dick.

by Chiolby May 10, 2018

penis

it means everything, a joke , a person's personality (penisy), a name for an object or situation that is frowned upon by you and your crew. Mostly another version of ECT.

Friend:how ya feelin' today?
you:ah ya know same old same old.
friend: penisy?
you:penisy.

dude: hey whats that guy over there got?
You: what doesnt he have? cars money penis

by cryme tyme October 10, 2011

Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010

penis lol

A very high-ranking type of comedy, and the pinnacle of all jokes.

Comedian: "penis lol"
*crowd goes wild*

by Camwood July 20, 2016

No Penis Cap

No penis cap basically mean that their not lying or capping on their dick when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.

Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.

Did you really have sex with that chick Kayla?

Aye no penis cap I definitely smashed her.

by Itzkwann February 10, 2022