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Jumping up and down in muddy puddles 

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.
Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

Handy Mandy. 

A female, usually very churchy and from the country, who is skilled in the fine art of the Handy. She can sometimes be seen wearing animal costumes. Sometimes also known as the Furry Handy Mandy. She also twerks up a storm, but only in front of a mirror.
When driving with both hands on the wheel, it convenient to have Handy Mandy sitting next to you. Handy to have Handy Mandy give you a Handy. Handy Mandy.
Handy Mandy. by Siochan January 17, 2014

Mindy-licious

diesel power sandpaper vibrator. Starts off feeling good but friction quickly builds
Mindy-licious by Panic4u June 14, 2008

Muddy lizard 

After anal sex the man pulls out his dick and has a line of excrement on top to seem like the top of a lizard, or muddy lizard
My girl gave me a hand job even after I pulled out and had a muddy lizard
Muddy lizard by Notorious1 July 8, 2012

Mandy Pants 

"Wow... look at the bangs on the girl in the mandy pants"
Mandy Pants by Buck_Dawson August 20, 2011

muddy plunger 

When a male takes a dump on a females chest, and than proceeds to titti fuck the female. First invented and used by Kasey Mclennan.
Kasey totally muddy plungered that ho with a bunch of shit
muddy plunger by virgin69 June 3, 2009