May 30

Tell the person you say is annoying that you love them. Deep down its true.

Boy:She's annoying
girl:You love her,and you know its May 30 .

by This....is....a....secret May 29, 2021

12th of may

12th of may wow what a shite day to be born people with the biggest dicks are born on this day only people born on this day can gobble down a pack of grapes in a second

I’m born on the 12th of may- ewww you have a big Willy

by Smellyballbag723 December 29, 2021

Teresa May

The worst United Kingdom prime minister in history.

Teresa May started Brexit therefore is VERY ANNOYING.

by I've chosen this because it's January 8, 2021

May 29

Kiss anyone you want

Hey it’s may 29 can I get an kiss

by Fudndbf May 29, 2022

May 14th

The day you’ll make it official with the greatest person you’ll ever meet. It is a day that you’ll never forget as one of the greatest in your lifetime. Whether it is a proposal or asking someone to be your S/O, May 14th is a special day for you and your sweetheart 🥰

Man, my day with with her on May 14th was everything I could of ever wanted.

by mattpop December 9, 2021

May 12

May 12th is the day when the hottest people are born. They are also really funny

Person 1: hey I was born on may 12!
Person 2: omg you’re so hot and funny

Person 1: why?
Person 2: because you were born on may 12th!

by SwaggyPerson November 15, 2021

allie may

She's a brunette who lives in Alaska. She is the funniest most sarcastic bitch I've ever met. She's probably the only friend I know will always be on my side at the end of the day. She will always put you first before herself. She will repeat everything you say in a sexy voice to make it sound dirty as a joke. She will eat and bleed Tacobell and Redbull. She has the worlds most perfect hourglass figure. Her laugh is really loud so be careful cracking a joke in public. She's taller than your average girl but will beat the shit outta you regaurdless. She's got the worlds most beautiful smile and the universes prettiest pair of hazel eyes.

Kyle: Allies got a big ass
Allie May: I can hear you, & i know.

by Buddyboybuddyboy January 16, 2015