Madden

A Football video game series where, in recent titles, it is way too easy to throw an interception. Only reason why I still play QB Club 99.

Man, I was playing Madden ’03 and I was throwing to Marvin Harrison and all of a sudden Troy Polamalu pops up out of nowhere, catches the ball, and returns it for a defensive touchdown…wtf, Troy Polamalu wasn’t even playing in ’03! This game’s fucked.

by Steagles June 11, 2006

manderwear

Men's underwear, especially boxer-briefs, when worn on a girl.

Check it out, I got new manderwear. I put a sock in the pouch and wear them around the house, totally freaks out my family.

by K80 May 16, 2003

Madden Special

Fellatio given while the receiver is playing a video game, including, but not limited to Madden, NBA, or Halo.

"Her Madden Specials are the reason I don't break up with her"

by jbrwsf June 3, 2009

madeley

an innocent girl on the outside but very fiesty on the inside

guy #1: danm did you see madeley?
guy #2: yeah she was so nice to me yesterday.
guy #1: dude, she was fucking fiesty to me during lunch because I took her chips.

by lovin.rainbows May 20, 2016

The Madden

Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.

"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"

by Mike Monahan October 14, 2006

Dirty Madden

Getting a blowjob while playing a video game

Man, my girlfriend gave me the best Dirty Madden while I was playing Halo 3. It was amazing!

by Lars McKowan March 17, 2009

Made in China

piece of shit

If something is made in China, it's a piece of fucking shit. Don't buy it, unless you hate America, in which case, fuck you.

by gizmoduck January 4, 2012