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by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025

Hey Marias! Let's delve into Maria's vibe—grudgingly courteous, battling unexplained anxiety, loving people-watching, and decoding social cues. She's magnetic, a misunderstood soul not fitting stereotypes, with a wonder mind. Besties with weed, she attracts men, the icy ones are best at it. Marias are everywhere, each evolving with quirks. Communication is key; offer her food, she'll appreciate it. Cheers to Maria—a whirlwind of contradictions, a whole weirdo vibe .
the icy maria is tall slim and modelesque with blond hair this is the most expensive one
the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
by juanovdem May 13, 2024

She is the most beautiful girl you will ever see! She is also the sweetest, most loyal and kind person ever. She will always be on your side even if you are wrong, if you are wrong she will tell you but still be there for you. She is so amazing and loving. She is really emotional, and sometimes even moody.
random person: wow she is pretty who is she?
Me: that’s Maria alexandra isn’t she awesome and gorgeous!!
Me: that’s Maria alexandra isn’t she awesome and gorgeous!!
by anonymous November 22, 2021

by Captain Schack November 20, 2018

Two people with an amazing bond are in a relationship who are deeply and madly in love with each other and will continue their relationship to the end.
by Demetrius35 September 7, 2022

A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
eva-maria boobs
by oniloppip November 22, 2016

An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
