Douche Liner

When the douchecanoe is no longer big enough to hold the amount of douchery that the douchebag exudes, said douche needs a larger boat, (a large ocean-going vessel) to carry the douchedom to other parts of the world. The douche-o-liner makes stops at doucheport, the isle of douche, the kingdom of douche, douchebag strait, and many other douchey ports-of-call.

My ex is the Captain of the S.S. Douche Liner, it's nothing but drama and trouble with him.

by smartass76 November 8, 2014

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kitten licker

When an old guy dates your young, friend

Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker

by Biscity March 4, 2016

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sister liner

When your eye liner isn't identical on both sides so it's like the lines are sisters, rather than twins as they should be.

"We all have to put up with sister liner sometimes, they can't always be twins youknowwhatimsaying" said the annoying YouTube beauty guru.

by LawSuitUp March 12, 2016

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whisker licker

Whisker licker is the name of a lesbian that's into furrys wich is the type of porn where people dress up like animals and fornicate.

Those two whisker licker's are 69 each other in the woods

by idbanger1st November 18, 2016

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Blunt licker

That one asshole in your group that's always starting shit or doing stupid shit while high as fuck.

(person 1) Dude, the other day while me and Josh were high, he pocked a hole in my condom, VANESSAS FUCKING PREGANT NOW!
(person 2) That asshole! He's such a Blunt Licker

by BLUNTLICKER December 6, 2016

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