Muzzle-Loading

The process of ingesting medicine via your urethra/penis.

"I was muzzle-loading some Viagra earlier today and I've been rock hard for 6 hours."

by Maikeruu October 2, 2023

muzzle-loading

to place a metal rod in the urethra of the penis, utilized during sexual intercourse.

Man, have your girl take a shot at muzzle-loading, you'll thank me later.

by outlandishoutlaw October 16, 2023

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by Wendysfg October 28, 2023

Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.

John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.

by Life adventurer November 3, 2023

Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.

by Dataline755 March 15, 2024

Lego loading

The act of putting Legos inside your anus. Typically before a Lego cannon.

Mom don’t come in I’m Lego loading!

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Queer-leading

The widespread fan observance of a fanon queer (relation)ship as part of an accepted body of work in a piece of media due to an a priori assumption that the characters within the fanon (relation)ship are or will be confirmed queer and circular argumentation where the inevitability/conclusion of the (relation)ship is assumed as true, often to convince or mislead a non-viewing audience that the show includes and delivers on queer representation.

Queer-leading is done in place of providing or supporting actualized queer representation in media and often leads to the phenomenon where individuals begin engaging with a piece of media expecting queer representation and then get disappointed when media that never promised queer representation fails to deliver on that representation.

Person 1: "I can't believe ABC's 9-1-1 keeps queerbaiting us! How can it give us bi-Buck, but not canon buddie?"
Person 2: "Girl, that's not queerbaiting; it's queer-leading. 9-1-1 and ABC never promised canon buddie; fans on Twitter just misled you into thinking it was endgame."

by YourMomIsAPsyop June 28, 2024